CNN Anchors that are dumb as a box of rocks for $500, Alex.

Wolf Blizter gets pwned! by Andy Richter on Jeopardy.  He even had to get a functional retard bailout so he could play in the Final Jeopardy round…

Headcase

Blatantly stolen from SondraK

Why do the British HATE black people?

Timesonline
h/t: AoSHQ

Those ballots in Florida really really must be hard to fill out…

Dogbert at the Bailout Hearngs