From the it would be Easier to get a Job File….

A man who police arrested for stealing a 40-foot-long street lamp said the economy made him do it.

Miami Police stopped Elio Valero, 42, just as he was driving up to the recycling center located at Northwest Seventh Avenue and 21 Street with the aluminum pole belonging to Florida Department of Transportation strapped to the top of his minivan. 

Just before 12:30 p.m. crime scene investigators could be seen snapping pictures of the evidence. The pole was tied down to the top of the van with ropes. It even had red rags attached to each end to let motorists know the van was hauling something huge. —–WSVN, Florida

Hey!…. But he was only recycling.

Valero, who claimed to be disabled, said times are tough for him and he needed some cash. “Hey, if I’m doing this to recycle, everybody else should do what they damn need to,” he said.

Valero added that the light pole was laying on the ground, unused on 82 Street off Biscayne Boulevard for awhile. “Two or three months. Why didn’t they pick it up?” he said. —WSVN, Florida

The “recycling” idiot of the day award goes to:

While police were arresting Valera, a second man, Joseph Moniz, 39, came peddling a manhole cover to the recycling center. Officers promptly arrested him. —WSVN, Florida